There are way too many dumb idiots in the world acting as counterexamples of 'survival of the [OBVIOUSLY NOT MENTALLY] fittest' to support it as a valid theory. Seriously, shouldn't all the dummies have been phased out over the past, oh, millions of years? Down with Dummies. Step it up Darwin. You won't catch me reproducing with a dummy. Everyone do your part. The future starts now!!
*I really do. (Especially if the other option is God. Psshh!) This is a blog post out of spite and frustration. I'm feeling incendiary.