1. Today, for the first time ever, I used up an entire box of dental floss! I know this is a completely lame thing to post, but I shared this accomplishment with some friends tonight and they were super impressed and excited, too. I mean, you usually lose the box or move and throw it away, or whatever. Today I used a whole box for the first time, ever. It was exciting.
2. Did you know in France they don't use a QWERTY keyboard? They use AZERTY. It's weird. I noticed this when I was at Charles de Gaulle Airport in Paris two weeks ago.
3. When I get on a roll, I talk a lot of shit. Seriously, a lot. It can be kind of appalling.