Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Metro Night Ride

Red line. Dupont to Friendship Heights, 8pm

Saw two things:

1. A man running (futiley) up the down escalator. The UP one was working just fine. Ghetto stairmaster, anyone? Did I mention it was one of those tiny, narrow one person ones?! The people coming down were NOT happy when he did the huff-n-puff-n-run-n-squeeze. Geezus.

2. ZOMG. I just saw a woman that must be at least XXXL wearing a COW PRINT trench coat!! Irony?!?!

Gah, DC!! What's in the water here?!
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Tanya said...

I ran up the down staircase in a mall but only once and I made it all the way to the top, then fell on my face trying to jump off. But I only did it once and I had to do it because my husband dared me. And it's harder than it looks!