Cheap tricks

Spotted at a gay sports bar on U Street, a sign in the unisex bathroom that tries to trick you into thinking you are seeing double:

* I know, I think "gay" and "sports" are kind of oxymoronic, or at least not the most obvious pairing, too. Couldn't they just recreate/reopen the [now defuct because, seriously, who wants to eat greasy burgers in the presence of models?] Fashion Cafe? Le sigh.
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